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« Reply #45 on: January 21, 2004, 10:32:55 PM » |
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If the bear's hungry, she'll eat.
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« Reply #46 on: January 21, 2004, 11:12:06 PM » |
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...feed on rather...*evil smile*
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« Reply #47 on: January 21, 2004, 11:17:31 PM » |
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*shrugs* I'll try anything once.
ALMOST! *glares*
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« Reply #48 on: January 21, 2004, 11:25:01 PM » |
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Once is the word  MWAHAHAHAHAHA... |
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« Reply #49 on: January 21, 2004, 11:49:58 PM » |
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*munch munch*
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« Reply #50 on: January 22, 2004, 01:14:36 AM » |
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Foiled by my own vocabulary.
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« Reply #51 on: February 18, 2004, 11:20:09 AM » |
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Warning: explicit.
Fuck fuck fuck!!!! Who the hell invented "fire drill"?? What's the fucking point , we'll freak out anyway if the real thing happens...
And it is not like it is a subtle, normal alarm...like the one you hear at school. No, it is a special-design alarm...cuz you want to kill yourself or smash the shitty thing into small fucking pieces every time it goes off. *agony*
Our warden probably gets a huge kick out of seeing our sorry asses at 7AM in the morning. What is the big turn on here? Watching how we crawl out of our apartments in bizzare clothing, sleepy eyes, messy hairstyle...swearing...mubbling...some just out of the shower with soapy hair, some without shoes (I mean, come ON!!! IT IS A DAMN DRILL!)..and me going "Ha ha ha...very funny. So, who is it I will have to kill this time?"
-You all know how I needed my sleep this night. But NOOO. Idiots. -
But the warden just smiled..of course, that fucking SOB is smiling, he is the only one really awake..all dressed, not solemnly in his fucking underwear under the coat. And he has this fucking huge grin on his face. Sick fuck, and a SADIST!
So we have to stand there for 30 min freezing our butts, whilst he goes through the list...and people are so fucking out that there are several people calling on one room. He was just laughing...hard.
The most fucked up thing is that he sends us an e-mail, saying "thank you for your participation in the fire drill" ...WELL, WE WERE NOT ASKED, NOW WERE WE?! "...I thought that your response times were amazing"...what the hell does that mean? The guy is fucking laughing at us. Damn sadist, Nazi!!!!!!!!!! Hitlerjugend, goddamn it. "Response time"...it is like what you check on corpses-to-be.
Morons!
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« Reply #52 on: February 18, 2004, 11:35:24 AM » |
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FUCK
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« Reply #53 on: February 19, 2004, 12:47:08 AM » |
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Gotta get your kicks somewhere.
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« Reply #54 on: February 19, 2004, 12:54:32 AM » |
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If it is the only place, then it is just too sad
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« Reply #55 on: February 19, 2004, 12:56:50 AM » |
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Here's what you do: You pay a nasty fat man to xerox his ass. Then while your warden is sleeping you tape all these pictures of the guy's ass to his windows facing in, so that the second he opens his blinds/curtains he's staring at ass.
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« Reply #56 on: February 19, 2004, 12:57:57 AM » |
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Yah..that's easy..especially since he lives on the third floor...
Well, whatever..I'll just settle with thinking of him as a pervert.
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« Reply #57 on: February 19, 2004, 01:00:24 AM » |
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Oh, and label each ass with a "YOU" on it. Makes it even better.
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« Reply #58 on: February 19, 2004, 03:46:40 PM » |
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I think shes avoiding running into perverts. Asking a Fat Man for the rights to use his bum may spawn a whole new problem in itself.
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« Reply #59 on: March 04, 2004, 10:23:21 PM » |
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STICKY STICKY STICKY!!!!!!
My precious, my love...a place to express my aggression at.
Memorabilia, man.
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