Next, he reveals all he wants is a full-auto car - although we all know even automatic transmission would be pointless if there were less retards in the world (not to mention that it's actually a cause for degraded performance when compared to manual transmissions).
Actually that's not really true any more, modern automatic transmissions that simulate a manual shift are actually equally efficient. In any case my actual goal is teleportation - travelling the world in an instant is far better, but the amount of energy required seems impractical. But here's to hoping. The next best thing is a car that drives itself, then I can do as I please, on the trip. Read a book, play a video game, watch a film. Driving 8 hours to visit my mother is just such a waist of time. Driving is lame, and repetitive task like it should be automated.
With computers driving we could drive faster, safer, not worry about parking, plan to the minute how far a journey will take.
First, Napoleon wasn't small - urban legend, smack bam right there.
Nice. I love when myths are debunked.
Edit: Actually just looked this up extremely briefly, there still seems to be debate. So I have no opinion on the subject.