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[187cyco]

You obviously never spent 6 hours debugging a program, only to find out that it was the lack of a "{" that was fucking everything up

[Halibut]

This is true, nor would I ever want to do that.

[Anomonous Guy]

no one would... it takes a special kind of person to want to be a proper software programmer

[Zel Uneec]

th, OK, here's one about blondes (maybe it will make some sense to Hali )

A blonde comes into pizza restaurant and orders a pizza. Waiter asks her does she want pizza to be cut into 4 or 8 pieces, and she replies:
"Please, make it 4, I doubt I could eat 8!"

[Access]

here's one about computer programmers

the wife says to her husband, who is a computer programmer:
"Please honey, go to shop and buy a packet of butter. And, if they have eggs, buy ten."

the husband comes from the shop with ten packets of butter and says:
"They had eggs!"

Man I reason like that constantly, the sentence made little sense to me. I would so come back with 10 things of butter and say serves you right for not speaking correctly, then if they complain show on paper where they went wrong

[Anomonous Guy]

ur hardly one to talk with ur grammatical skills access

[Anomonous Guy]

GOTTA PEE

 

Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers.

Incredibly drunk and walking home they needed to pee, so they stopped in the cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and use them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a ribbon on it, so she proceeded to wipe with that. After the girls did their business they proceeded to go home.

The next day one of the women's husband was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said: 'These girl nights have got to stop!   I'm starting to suspect the worst.. my wife came home with no panties!!'

'That's nothing' said the other husband, 'Mine came back with a card stuck to her ass that said.....

'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'

EDIT by Atebash: Dammit Anom, use some formatting when pasting from mail

EDIT 2 by Anom: I was gonna, but couldn't be arsed

EDIT 3 by Atebash: FU!

EDIT 4 by Anom: F UR MUM

EDIT 5 by Psy: F both your moms!

[Halibut]

I love that last bit, HAHAHA

[Atebash]

[Anomonous Guy]

Please refrain from posting such short messages Atebash, or you will have to be banned.

[Halibut]

Yup, I have the POWEH!

[DeadMeat]

lols

if you want comedy, go watch some old michael jackson music videos

[Access]

lols

if you want comedy, go watch some old michael jackson music videos

Or just look at him now. Very lulzy

[Atebash]

Happy now?

[Anomonous Guy]

* Anomonous Guy banzors bashy