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« on: June 20, 2005, 04:59:54 PM »

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Does anybody have as much printer problems as I do?!!

I have never had a printer that works....ever!!!

I bought a Canon 3000BJC or something and after it died after a year and a bit, I got a Epsom Inkjet.. it worked for a while then it would get jammed on every sheet of paper.... pissed me off to no end....

Since I am doing my thesis last year I got myself a Canon Laser printer.... after a few months if got jammed on every piece of paper...... (FUCKING ESPECIALLY WHEN I NEEDED IT!), then I send it back to canon under warranty...... still didnt work..... sent it back... come back fixed... then after a few weeks of not using it.... I use it and print of about 100 sheets... then afterwards it stops working again.... it jams on almost every page.... ALL IT FUCKING DOES NOW IS PRINT ONE SHEET, PRINT A BLANK THEN GET JAMMED ON THE THIRD!!!!

After fucking with it for about 2 hours I tore it from my computer and almost through the fucker to the ground.. until my g/f stole it from me and ran off with it so I couldnt destroy it..!!

Does anybody have this, is this just something society has to put up with? I dont understand how I can go to University and use printers that print all day and and dont fuck up... hey im willing to pay $800 for a printer if it works... I paid $450 for this fucking bastard that wont do anything...!! If a printer just works......  I am willing to pay any price!! Is it just me, and my bad horrible fucking curse with machines.... it makes me want to cry.... :_(
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« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2005, 06:22:32 PM »

damn man... don't know what to say...
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2005, 06:54:28 PM »

What type of paper do you use?
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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2005, 08:23:59 PM »

I generally just have problems with anything electrical, everything always breaks and it misses me off.
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« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2005, 08:33:12 PM »

Kick it.
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« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2005, 11:28:08 PM »

that sucks Mr Printer god hates you...you dun somethign in a past life or what? for fuck sake whatever you do don't get a 3-1 printer scanner copier thing...your heart won't cope.

Why not get someone else to buy one for you, that way it's never yours ...

besides just look at the trouble anom has with his comp Cheesy
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« Reply #6 on: June 21, 2005, 12:23:58 AM »

I use Reflex paper... its the one most people use... plus the one the pros recommend and the ones most offices use. Highest circulation in Australia.

Sad I have always had bad luck with hardware..... pisses me off... Sad Cant just be like software and compile nicely... Sad
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« Reply #7 on: June 21, 2005, 10:07:04 AM »

My father always faces the same fate with printers.. So smash the bitch and enjoy the mayhem while you're at it.

Go for an HP. Buy the cheapest laserjet you can get your hands on. Those pieces of shit arent worth the investment in the slightest.
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« Reply #8 on: June 21, 2005, 12:40:59 PM »

Cheap printers tend to work better anyway, maybe its because your expectations aren't so high in the first place.
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« Reply #9 on: June 21, 2005, 09:56:28 PM »

This is mine, and i am pretty happy with it. If you need network on it, consider the N version. http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16828112023
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« Reply #10 on: June 21, 2005, 09:59:25 PM »

Here's the more insteresting version of the same printer. if you do a lot of printing, this might be for ya: http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.asp?Item=N82E16828112018
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« Reply #11 on: June 21, 2005, 10:00:44 PM »

pretty much all printers i ahve ever had or used have not worked in a 100% corerect fashion by themselves... i always have to push the paper in a certasin way, or press a button that shouldnt need to be pressed... or turn it on and off everytime it is used...

i think the cheap printers for the mass home user market are not made to a very high standard at all... basically, when a printer costs the same amount as 2 official ink cartridges, it kinda tells u something... but even expensive printers get jammed and dont work properly... the ones at school had no end of trouble, as does the photo copier at work...
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