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« on: June 14, 2005, 05:02:44 PM » |
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We have an old cat. Talkin' somewhere in its teens, human years, was thinkin' maybe it was time to put it down-
Scratch that. We HAD an old cat.
-anyway. Lately it had been getting senile and, well, pooping on the bathroom rug instead of its litter box. Apparently, my dad got tired of this, because he tossed it outside when he left for work the other day.
Interesting decision, as the cat hadn't been outside in over a decade, had no front claws, and seemed to have developed a really bad case of arthritis. Even more interesting, he neglected to tell me until he came home from work roughly eleven hours later.
A day has passed since then and the cat still hasn't shown up. My point?
I am so UNBELIEVABLY FUCKING PISSED OFF!
Anyway. I'm going to go stomp around, mutter, and wave my arms in righteous indignation some.
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Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards.'
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Halibut
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« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2005, 08:54:54 PM » |
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So where is the cat now?
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Anomonous Guy
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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2005, 10:12:59 PM » |
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probably dead... Grams back garden is probably another cats domain, and was probably killed...
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Red Lightning
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« Reply #3 on: June 14, 2005, 11:27:33 PM » |
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grams back garden is probably where he stores all the bodies of the local children. the souls however get kept elsewhere. doom, doom, doom.... go home now.
and dude, sorry to hear your cat's MIA... cats are highly instinctive, to the last, so it's got a fair chance out there.
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Trouble, find a female. A low power blower, with optional heating, perfect for you I think.
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Wombie
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« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2005, 12:16:36 AM » |
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wow thats no good, im sure he'll be back soon. i have a 11 year old cat..but yea he'll be back soon enough. prolly just finidng the door
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Gramcrackered
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« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2005, 04:55:30 PM » |
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I doubt it knows what the front door looks like, what with not having seen it from that side. I sincerely doubt it'll appear on the back porch, because-
*pauses at a noise, then stands up and looks out the screen door*
...This is quite possibly the single-most ironic and idiotic moment in my entire life.
*opens screen door, lets cat in, then sheepishly pushes "Post Quick Reply"*
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Halibut
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« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2005, 09:22:10 PM » |
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Aww thats good news, congrats Gram! Now go lock it in your room and never let it out!
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Red Lightning
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« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2005, 09:35:07 PM » |
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GO GRAM! YEAH!
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Trouble, find a female. A low power blower, with optional heating, perfect for you I think.
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Anomonous Guy
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« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2005, 10:06:43 PM » |
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lmao
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Wombie
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2005, 08:49:02 AM » |
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exelent news:D
but such a funny way of sayign it
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Zel Uneec
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« Reply #10 on: June 16, 2005, 06:08:21 PM » |
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Gramcrackered
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2005, 07:17:29 AM » |
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Random Update: Told my dad not to throw the cat out anymore. He kept throwing it out anyway. Since his latest tossing of it outside the cat has been missing for over a month. I have waited a little more patiently this time but am now ready to presume it dead.
I am also now planning on venting the rage I now feel on my father years down the line at an inappropriate and confusing moment.
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Let's just say that if complete and utter chaos was lightning, he'd be the sort to stand on a hilltop in a thunderstorm wearing wet copper armour and shouting 'All gods are bastards.'
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Anomonous Guy
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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2005, 12:26:57 PM » |
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he actually threw it?
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2005, 05:49:15 PM » |
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I doubt it knows what the front door looks like, what with not having seen it from that side. I sincerely doubt it'll appear on the back porch, because-
*pauses at a noise, then stands up and looks out the screen door*
...This is quite possibly the single-most ironic and idiotic moment in my entire life.
*opens screen door, lets cat in, then sheepishly pushes "Post Quick Reply"* Quick typing there. Well, cats have to die someday. Mine is still alive and kicking, but since he moved to my grandfather's house he faces more dangers, like other cats. But i think he's happier |
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Anomonous Guy
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« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2005, 12:44:22 AM » |
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but it is never nice to cause the death of something...
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