Hehehehe my completed quests

But I think Hali have beat all of these and add more from me though

Council Quests:
Looking for a Larva in All the Wrong Places
You delivered a mosquito larva to the Council of Loathing. Nice work!
Ooh, I Think I Smell a Rat.
You solved the rat problem at the Typical Tavern. Way to go!
Ooh, I Think I Smell a Bat.
You have slain the Boss Bat. Huzzah!
The Goblin Who Wouldn't Be King
You have slain the Goblin King. Good job!
Trial By Friar
You have cleansed the taint of the Deep Fat Friars. Congratulations!
Cyrptic Emanations
You've undefiled the Cyrpt, and defeated the Bonerdagon. Hip, Hip, Hooray!
Am I my Trapper's Keeper?
You have learned how to hunt Yetis from the L337 Tr4pz0r. Shazam!
A Quest, LOL
You have helped the Baron Rof L'm Fao with his monster problem. w00t!
The Rain on the Plains is Mainly Garbage
You have stopped the rain of giant garbage in the Nearby Plains. Slick!
Guild Quests:
Desolation_AnS and Tog Go To White Citadel
You've delivered a satchel of incredibly greasy food to someone you barely know. Plus, you can now shop at White Citadel whenever you want. Awesome!
My Other Car Is Made of Meat
You've built a new meat car from parts. Impressive!
The Wizard of Ego
You've turned in the old book, and they said they didn't want it and for you to go away. A bit anticlimactic, but I suppose it still counts as a success. Congratulations!
Miscellaneous Quests:
Driven Crazy
You fetched the Untinker's screwdriver. Nice going!
Suffering For His Art
You helped retrieve the Pretentious Artist's stuff. Excellent!
Toot!
You have completed your training with the Toot Oriole. Groovy!
Out of Your Gourd
You've helped out the Captain of the Gourd. Urp!
Baker, Baker
You helped the anonymous baker prepare his cake for Claude. What a Samaritan!
When Rocks Attack
You helped out a wounded Knob Goblin guard by bringing him some unguent. You're a regular Florence Nightingale Jr.!