This sickens me

[Meganeguard]

I had a cat named Cement Chow Chow Chow. This is what you get when you let an odd four year old name the family bet. I first wanted to name him Bologna.

[Halibut]

Greebo is an excellent name for a cat, just a shame it won't grow into the human at night...

My aunt just bought my cousin this little black and white kitten, it was a girl called Bella for about a week, then it turned into a boy called Simba once they realised it had dangly bits.

[Derek R.]

oiy, there's that word again. Bits.

[Halibut]

Would you prefer it if I spelt it street style: bitz?

[Derek R.]

Thats a little better, yo.

[Halibut]

Word.