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« on: February 25, 2004, 07:35:00 PM »

Last night was without a doubt the wierdest night of my life. Since I moved back home last month I've noticed my mom has changed quite a bit. She always cracks jokes about smoking pot, which I thought were just jokes. I was wrong.

After going out for a martini last night, she came home and pulled out a bag of weed. Her, my girlfriend and I sat there and got ripped together. Anyone who wants to turn their world on it's head, smoke pot with your mom (especially if your mom is as conservative as mine is). :rasta :rasta
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« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2004, 07:45:58 PM »

I think my mom is fucked up PLENTY thank you very much.
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« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2004, 08:01:24 PM »

To make matters even more mind-blowing, we used a pipe she confiscated from me 5 years ago. Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2004, 08:55:17 PM »

Memories.
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« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2004, 09:58:13 PM »

ha ha ha, what a weird story
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2004, 12:03:32 AM »

Ok, somebody had HUGE marihuana bushes growing in their backyard. who was it?
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« Reply #6 on: February 26, 2004, 12:19:35 AM »

That would be Gram.
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« Reply #7 on: February 26, 2004, 09:51:55 AM »

HAHA! Now that is a scene for a Farelli movie!
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« Reply #8 on: February 26, 2004, 12:52:19 PM »

*L* That's fucking funny.
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« Reply #9 on: February 26, 2004, 07:30:42 PM »

Times and people change...
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« Reply #10 on: February 26, 2004, 07:31:55 PM »

...but funny is forever.
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« Reply #11 on: February 28, 2004, 08:39:32 PM »

heh, last night i smoked weed with this chick and her parents Smiley
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« Reply #12 on: February 28, 2004, 11:40:12 PM »

I bet the conversation after all that was interesting.  Did it go like this?:

Twizted(T): Hey...uhhh...mom.  That my pipe?
Twiz'sMom(TM): I don't know.  I ought to ground you for smoking pot.
T: Huh?
TM: What?
T: What did you say, mom?
TM: I said I want some nachos.
T: You're the best, mom.

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« Reply #13 on: February 29, 2004, 07:59:14 PM »

LOL!!! seib! Cheesy

If my parents did that... oh god, even the thought is unreal.. LOL!!
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« Reply #14 on: February 29, 2004, 08:25:57 PM »

Moms eat Nachos?
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