The hell?

Last time I dropped by, you were still going on _one_.

Oh well.

You're the reason I dropped by, by the way. Was tearing myself up looking at gog.com's selection and wanting my childhood back, came across Simon the Sorcerer, thought of you, and decided to check if you people were still kicking.

Which you were, apparently.

Cool.

Surgery? Well, that's a minor one, but still, get well-er (or something ("god bedring", as we say)).

Uh, yeah.

So, I'm still alive.

Thing about statistics regarding suicide rates is they don't tell you most suicides in China take place in the countryside, and old women are the usual victims. Young people in cities, not so much, and that's why this shit is hitting the publicity fan.

Me? I don't know about you guys, but I prefer my coffee seasoned with starving children's tears. I don't see why my take on electronics should be any different.

THIS.

Muslim. Islamic usually bears a rather... fundamentalist connotation.

Anyway, the US of A is what keeps this damn planet together, and it's our fault for not bothering to bear our share of the responsibility. Our pacifist commie politicians are neglecting our own forces thinking the US will bear the brunt of ANYTHING that might pop along. [sarcasm] Growing too dependent is funny. Wooo hoo. I laugh, and laugh. On the inside. Promise. [/sarcasm]

WHERE ARE YOU?
Oslo, Norway

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Earning two bachelor degrees now, and aiming for a masters of psychology. All of it within a grand total of maximum 3.5 years.

WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
Psychology is fun. Also, I want people to know me as "MASTER OF THE MIND!"

WHERE'S YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN?
I eated it, damn you!

So many fanboys, so little time. It's going to be a success, for no other reason than the fact than that it's a huge fucking stone tablet with an apple stamped onto it.

WHERE ARE YOU?
Oslo, Norway

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Earning a degree with the 65th best university in the world, in the capital of somehow the best country in the world - go figure.

WHY ARE YOU DOING IT?
Durr... Financial crisis -> terrified customers -> had to do something with my loads of spare time.

WHERE'S YOUR RUBBER CHICKEN?
I maded you a rubber chicken, but I eated it.

DM: Penis size does not correlate with skin tone, this is a myth like any other. While the average negro may have larger equipment tucked away than the average japanese, this is not a rule - there are plenty of japs with huge rods, just as there are plenty of tiny negro dicks. If the myths were true, I, a white, blonde and blue-eyed male, should be wielding a 6" sub, not a footlong.

I really despise the kind of people who make a big fuss about this kind of thing. "Abusing customers" now includes making witty remarks to co-workers? Jesus H. Christ, this is just people blowing off some steam, so they'll be able to keep their minds intact while working a real shitty job. Also, the cattle prod isn't nearly as fun as the spear gun (which also makes customers run faster).

This is of course based on nothing but the assumptions and stereotypes of the polled users; 15.000 women were not asked these questions after sleeping through nationalities. And thus we get confirmed the idea that women would gladly hop into the sack with any random "exotic" "latino" guy.

Most is still as it should be, and I need worry no more.

I found out immedeately. A real shame; the man did, if nothing else, provide a role model for a generation sadly lacking in such.

Random blurb about kids these days.



Nah, I dunno. I'm in between two rocks and the hard fire right now, in so many ways, plus I've grown much grumpier and less patient with humans over the years. Hence I tend not to engage in discourse more than necessary.

Even if it's identical to the old stuff in every respect?