Yeah, I rarely Skype.  I think the last time I used Facebook was when I answered one of Hali's statuses.

Where are you?
Same place as I used to be at, mostly.

What are you doing?
Freelance writing & occasional odd jobs around town.

Why are you doing it?
Hard to have a regular job when you're taking care of your parents in their steady decline.

Where's your rubber chicken?
Probably with my fiancee.  Yep, I'm engaged since last September.

I have it and I have another 50 days left on my account... but I seriously doubt I will ever log in again.  I have zero interest in spending 3-4 hours raiding and I have zero interest in getting farmed by other players for approximately 40 hours so that I can be competitive in PvP.  The dungeons got old after a few runs through and you have to do a hell of a lot more than 'a few' to get geared up.

All in all... definitely not worth the time nor the money.

Mail me a bride, won't you?  Make sure to mail her in nondescript brown paper packaging, I don't want my girlfriend getting wind of this.

Congratulations, Atebash! My sister gave birth to my niece on April 13th of this year, it's funny how babies can change your perspective on life... and she's not even my baby!

Actions speak louder than words.  I think it's about time you sent me those nude pictures of yourself we spoke about before.

Oh, hell no.  That's a chapter of my life that is now *permanently* behind me, thanks to the statute of limitations (I think I got that right).

Congratulations, Megane!

Yeah, haven't been around much, huge IRL issues for the past... well, since December, really.  Police, FBI, sisters moving, one pregnant, parents ill, cousin in jail, then there's stuff with my books & publishers.  So yeah, haven't been online for pleasure nearly as much as I used to be.

Bah, get a real game

You have a baby, Anom?  Congratulations!

World of Whorecraft?

I used to play Stars!, very reminiscent of VGA Planets.  Good memories playing that hotseat.

I'm doing well, even though my publishing deal went kersplat earlier this year.  I'm now an uncle, my sister had her baby on April 13th. 

How about you?  You do realize we're sort of engaged.  Remember?  You agreed that if neither of us were married by a certain time, we'd get hitched.  That time was up years ago, so I expect at least a visit.

Hey SHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, how ya been?  Still teaching over thar?

BTW, City Hunter w/Jackie Chan is fucking crazy.  I have it on VHS, what the hell is with that weirdo musical number in the middle?